Now I have to buy this every month. Now I have to tell everyone about it all the time. Now I have to field questions about how I get my skin so smooth and glowy. You know why? Because this is the best moisturizer in the entire world.
It’s Josie Maran, so you can be sure that it’s annoyingly perfect and organic, and made by beautiful model hands somewhere in a magical paradise where everyone is rich and has nice skin. It can be used as a moisturizer, a makeup remover, hair oil, body lotion…..
Please just buy this so I can shut up now.
You can’t argue that this is not a gorgeous bag. You cannot!! —V
Dudes: hair mist. This is an actual thing, apparently. Before you roll your eyes, just think about it: what is the one part of your body that actually retains your scent hours after you’ve put on perfume? Your hair! This makes sense, in a weird way!!! Or rather, it makes sense that you should maybe start spraying perfume into your hair in addition to your body, but why not take this opportunity to make a whole new product out of this (that you probably definitely don’t really need)???? I basically just really like the illustrations in this ad, is all. —V
Sephora says this is “trending,” get on it
Why is everyone so down on February? February is awesome. It features our birthday, ice skating, a whole holiday devoted to making single people all grumpy, and sweaters like this. —V
So, I think most of you know that Vanessa and I like to troll CVS and Duane Reade for hours,
sometimes often stopping to sniff men’s deodorant. It’s normal.
This is partially because we are fascinated by smelly things, and also because it’s like Memory Lane Central for ex-boyfriend smells. Yes, you heard me: we go through the aisle and pick out the deodorant that ‘Ol-Whats-His-Face used to wear, and then we smell it…and either laugh…or cry.
So anyway- here’s a deodorant that no one I have ever dated has worn, BUT I think it smells great, the stupid name makes me laugh…. and I hope no one ever shows any of my ex’s this blog, ever.
xoxoxo happy valentines day xoxoxo
Denny Doherty & Mama Cass of The Mamas and The Papas in 1967.
white leather chucks. uh huh
Bambi Northwood Blyth*
*badass brows (see below)